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Missing socks form one of life's mysteries 10 Months, 2 Weeks ago Karma: 0  
Two socks enter the washer. Two socks exit the dryer.



As household tasks go, what could be simpler? A pair of socks goes from drawer to feet to dirty clothes to washer and dryer and back into the drawer.



Of course, anyone associated with a social group that faintly resembles a family knows the truth.
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Re: Missing socks form one of life's mysteries 10 Months, 2 Weeks ago Karma: 1  
Socks are the mystery of life. Which brings me to my own:

"Secret to Life"

I died and asked "Is this Heaven?" God answered "Heaven is the life you had and wasted." I asked for "overs" but God said "That is the problem with you lets-make-a-deal bargain hunters; you are so busy looking for deals, asking me to entertain you, fix the life you mess up, attend your needs and wants that you missed life. You thought that if you clogged up my email with enough request and if you paid enough money to your local church I, in turn, would give you what you refused to give yourself. Why you even talked for me and made judgement calls as if you were me. Wanna know the secret to life? Then you should have tried living it!"

btw I think I know where the lost socks are...lol
 
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Norcal wrote:

Socks are the mystery of life. Which brings me to my own:

"Secret to Life"

I died and asked "Is this Heaven?" God answered "Heaven is the life you had and wasted." I asked for "overs" but God said "That is the problem with you lets-make-a-deal bargain hunters; you are so busy looking for deals, asking me to entertain you, fix the life you mess up, attend your needs and wants that you missed life. You thought that if you clogged up my email with enough request and if you paid enough money to your local church I, in turn, would give you what you refused to give yourself. Why you even talked for me and made judgement calls as if you were me. Wanna know the secret to life? Then you should have tried living it!"

btw I think I know where the lost socks are...lol


LMAO....... I have a basket of Onesie socks... when they get low enough .... I say... Go Match a set.............. LOL.. it would drive me crazier if I let it......... ;D ;D
 
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Re: Missing socks form one of life's mysteries 10 Months, 2 Weeks ago Karma: 1  
Blondie wrote:

Norcal wrote:

Socks are the mystery of life. Which brings me to my own:

"Secret to Life"

I died and asked "Is this Heaven?" God answered "Heaven is the life you had and wasted." I asked for "overs" but God said "That is the problem with you lets-make-a-deal bargain hunters; you are so busy looking for deals, asking me to entertain you, fix the life you mess up, attend your needs and wants that you missed life. You thought that if you clogged up my email with enough request and if you paid enough money to your local church I, in turn, would give you what you refused to give yourself. Why you even talked for me and made judgement calls as if you were me. Wanna know the secret to life? Then you should have tried living it!"

btw I think I know where the lost socks are...lol


LMAO....... I have a basket of Onesie socks... when they get low enough .... I say... Go Match a set.............. LOL.. it would drive me crazier if I let it......... ;D ;D


The socks are running away from home. I would leave too if someone made me hold their stinky feet.
 
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