Elder J. Golden Pittakos wrote:
Betz wrote:
Elder J. Golden Pittakos wrote:
Iceman, Member, Quorum of Heathens and Uppity Wenches wrote:
Why not build a tunnel to Herriman? I'm opposed to any road that would facilitate Eagle Mountain access to a metro area.
Forget the tunnel... let's just build a wall around Eagle Mountain.
Yeah, make them dig their own personal tunnels! 
Isn't tunnel digging one of the subsections taught in Eagle Mountain's schools for the "Prepare for a Career at the Point of the Mountain" class?
You might want to include American Fork in your concentration camp. The $39 million American Fork Ponzi scheme is bigger than the entire EM city budget. What is it with pyramid schemes and financial scandals in Utah anyway? Utah has been listed as one of the most fraud-prone states in the nation for over two decades now.
American Fork charity directors ordered to prison
December 11th, 2007 @ 10:23am
PROVO, Utah (AP) -- The former directors of an American Fork charity will spend time in prison and pay more than $39 million in restitution for their Ponzi scheme that bilked hundreds of school districts out of "free" fitness equipment.
A Minneapolis, Minn., federal judge handed down the sentence Friday.
Cameron J. Lewis of Highland will spend 17 years in prison for having hatched the idea. His father, J. Tyron Lewis, of Monticello, will serve more than five years for running the illegal pyramid scheme.
More than 350 schools districts nationwide and dozens of banks were defrauded of more than $40 million by the pair.
The father and son team ran the National School Fitness Foundation from 1999 to 2004.