The next great idea
New trend: Use the potty while eating your lunch. It saves time.
Kimberly Decker was dining at a Thanksgiving Point deli on Tuesday when she noticed a mother teaching her twin girls how to multi-task.
“I noticed that this lady was having her two — she had two twins — two little girls about 2-and-a-half years old, sitting on what I thought were booster seats,” Decker told NBC News.
The seats were actually portable potties, and Decker’s pictures went viral. There were the two little girls, sitting nude on their kiddy-commodes while eating their chicken nuggets.
Do not puke. In our fast-paced modern world we need all the efficiencies we can get. I predict everyone will be doing this soon. After all, humans quickly learned how to use cell phones in restrooms, and this is just the logical next step. It’s evolution unfolding before our eyes. Someone should notify Bill Nye the Science Guy.