Fit for a fright: Plenty of area haunted houses to choose from
Because we’re stupid, human beings like to scare the bejabbers out of ourselves. Or maybe that’s because it’s fun. Remember that when you’re wandering though a stand of leafless trees, trying to look in every direction at once for the guy with the chain saw, wishing that — brrr! — you’d brought a jacket and wondering how long it will be until you get to someplace where there’s a restroom: This is fun.
Whether it’s by conscious choice that you haven’t had a bejabber in your body since 1998, or you just keep getting roped in by your crazy friends — every darn year — you know you’ll be going to at least one haunted attraction this Halloween season. To help you out, the Daily Herald tossed a pinch of this and beaker of that into our witch’s cauldron and brewed up a handy list of some of Utah’s screamiest fright spots.
You’re welcome. Just remember to take a jacket, and pee before you leave the house. Your heart attack awaits.
Anguish Asylum
Ghoul for it: What’s scarier than a giant, dimly lit parking garage beneath a movie theater? How about a giant, dimly lit parking garage beneath a movie theater that’s been turned into a giant haunted asylum? You’d have to be crazy to get yourself committed.
Dates: Open now through Oct. 31 except Sundays.
Location: Parking garage below Cinemark 16 at Provo Towne Centre in Provo
Cost: $15
Info: www.provotownecentre.com/events
Cornbelly’s Corn Maze and Pumpkin Fest
Ghoul for it: This year’s themed corn maze design features — yikes! — Barack Obama and Mitt Romney. If that’s not scary enough for you, then visit Insanity Point (the dark, seedy underbelly of Cornbelly’s, with 8 different haunted attractions) if you dare.
Dates: Visit the Corn Maze and Pumpkin Fest from Friday through Nov. 3 except Sundays, Oct. 2-4 and Oct. 31; Insanity Point will be open Oct. 5-6, 8, 12-13, 15, 18-20, 22, 25-27 and 29-30.
Location: Thanksgiving Point in Lehi
Cost: Cornbelly’s — various packages $8.95 to $34.95, group rates also available; Insanity Point — various packages $15.95 to $19.95
Info: www.cornbellys.com
Frightmares!
Ghoul for it: Utah’s largest amusement park tranforms itself into the ground zero of Halloween horror for the final six weeks of its annual operating season.
Dates: Open Friday through Oct. 30 on Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays.
Location: 375 Lagoon Dr., Farmington
Cost: $44.95 (discounted rates for kids, toddlers and seniors)
Info: www.lagoonpark.com/attractions/frightmares
Halloween Cruise
Ghoul for it: Drift into dread as you take a spooky float trip down the lower reaches of the Provo River.
Dates: Oct. 1-31 except Sundays
Location: 3606 W. Center St., Provo
Cost: $8
Info: www.clasropes.com/canoe.html
Haunted Canyon
Ghoul for it: Take a train ride to terror through Provo Canyon with the Heber Valley Railroad. Be sure to dress warm, or you may experience more of a chill than just shivers down the spine.
Dates: Oct. 13, 19-20, 25-27 and 29-30
Location: Departs from Vivian Park, Provo Canyon
Cost: $16 adults, $8 children
Info: hebervalleyrr.org/haunted-canyon
The Haunted Forest
Ghoul for it: Terror lurks beneath the trees in American Fork, where the spooks have been extracting bloodcurdling screams from visitors for more than 20 years.
Dates: Open Friday through Halloween night except Sundays
Location: Take exit 276 from Interstate 15 and head south toward the spotlight
Cost: $20
Info: www.hauntedutah.com
The Haunted Hollow
Ghoul for it: Utah’s longest haunted attraction offers more than 13 acres of haunted trails in the deep shadows beneath enormous old trees.
Dates: Open Friday through Oct. 27 on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays; also open Oct. 29-31.
Location: 1900 W. 1550 South, Ogden
Cost: $20
Info: www.hauntedutah.com
Hee-Haw Farms
Ghoul for it: There’s a pick-your-pumpkin patch for kids and a 12-acre corn maze. The scary stuff includes a Haunted Hayride and Cornevil Night Terrors — a haunted corn maze, with haunted swamp and haunted forest included. Oooooh!
Dates: Sept. 28-Nov. 3
Location: 95 S. 2000 West, Pleasant Grove
Cost: Single attraction admission $8 to $10; combo passes $15 to $20
Info: www.heehawfarms.com
Nightmare on 13th
Ghoul for it: Visit the self-anointed “scariest haunted house in Salt Lake City,” including the Zombie Apocalypse, Cirque du Fear and NetherBeast attractions.
Dates: Open Friday through Nov. 3 except Sundays
Location: 300 W. 1300 South, Salt Lake City
Cost: $20
Info: www.nightmareon13th.com
Strangling Bros. Haunted Circus
Ghoul for it: Everybody knows that clowns are creepy and evil, but what about an entire circus’ worth of terrors and tribulations?
Dates: Open Friday through Oct. 6 on Friday and Saturday; open daily except Sundays Oct. 8 through Halloween Night.
Location: 98 E. 13800 South, Draper
Cost: $20 to $25
Info: www.stranglingbros.com
Zombie Apocalypse
Ghoul for it: This interactive haunt lets you participate in the terrifying and twisted aftermath of a mass zombie uprising! (Shotgun not included.)
Dates: Open now through Oct. 31 except Sundays
Location: XSI Factory, 4425 N. Thanksgiving Point Way, Lehi
Cost: $20
Info: www.zombieutah.com